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Girls are complex creatures!

-If you praise her, she thinks that you are lying, if you don't, you are good for nothing.
-If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp, if you don't, you are not understanding.
-If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring, if you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing.
-If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy, if you don't, you are a dull boy.
-If you are jealous, she says it's bad, if you don't, she thinks you don't love her.
-If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait, if she is late, she says it's a girl's way.
-If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time", if she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls".
-If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics, if you do so, she thinks it's just one of those men's tactics for seduction.
-If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting, if she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.
-If you talk, she wants you to listen, if you listen, she wants you to talk.

In short:
#So simple, yet so complex
#So weak, yet so powerful
#So confusing, yet so desirable
Can't live with them, can't live without them....